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fairycosmos:

i look in the mirror, i lose my mind a little, i cry on public transport, i walk through a fluorescent supermarket, i have slow and confusing dreams at night. you know how it is

cutetype:

i’m always simultaneously both joking about everything and deadass serious about every word that comes out of my mouth

passific-rim-job:

subaruseventhsister:

ms-gay-frogs:

yassss-black-diaspora:

dashas-hideous-laughter:

arrghigiveup:

Please check source (https://twitter.com/MissPotkin/status/1372594737874661382) for videos and updates to this ongoing saga

Have you tried talking to your family instead of being a passive-aggressive weirdo?

No you fucking idiot, we shouldn’t have to talk to grown men about cleaning after their fucking selves. Get the fucking picture already

all the people in the notes talking abt how she should’ve discussed it with her partner, maybe her partner should get up off his ass, notice the damn mess, and actually do something about it?

men are so fucking incompetent god forbid they do their own dishes or laundry.

Anyone who thinks this woman has not used her magnificent sense of humor to politely cajole, plead, and otherwise negotiate with her partner to please oh my god rinse your dishes and put them in the washer and maybe even turn it on sometimes at least a thousand times (only for the delight of being called a nag for the trouble) before resorting to this last ditch effort, congrats on outting the fact you’ve never listened to women and never once paid attention to what your mother was doing while you grew up.

People insisting that she should have “just told” her husband to wash the dishes…. you really have to be told? To wash the dishes?? In your own home???

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elidyce:

lucifer-insoa:

todorokitops:

3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat:

ragingbookdragon:

kingco0pa:

heatandapathy:

kryptonians:

matt-ruins-your-shit:

queen-scribbles:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

monument-of-anxiety:

killedbyanacorn:

edromyheart:

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All great suggestions 

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This post gets better every time I see it

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I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

and my FUCKING axe

FUCK YOUR SECRETS

Ah yes, the children found the post again.

Anyone who does not think that the single ‘fuck’ belongs BY RIGHT  to Sam Gamgee is Entirely Incorrect.

Gandalf drops one perfectly enunciated Fuck right after the last echoes fade from Pippin dropping the corpse down the mineshaft.

carswells:

haku, i’ve just remembered something. i think it might help you…when i was little, i dropped my shoe into a river. when i tried to get it back, i fell in. i thought i would drown, but the river carried me to shore. the river’s name was the kohaku river. 

garlic-slut:

random-fandomania:

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These men said “that is NOT what women are for” so fast

hotcomrade:

mysteryskulllistener-blog:

tropicalfucko:

bruddabois:

thotzekage:

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

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Ok Chris Maggio is one of my favorite photographers and it brings me so much joy to know he’s responsible for this. He really has a talent for photosets you can’t get out of your head, here’s another one I’ve never forgotten and here is a Christmas themed one.

chimpanzeedotcom:
“ thegestianpoet:
“look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan.
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This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go...

chimpanzeedotcom:

thegestianpoet:

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

farmlesbians:

three branches of government: one band, one dream, one direction

doctorbluesmanreturns:
“ yesterdaysprint:
“ Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935
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Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol
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doctorbluesmanreturns:

yesterdaysprint:

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

thyrell:

elfangel94:

bisexualcrises:

bisexualcrises:

snl won’t be funny tonight because they won’t mention how memes about how a gay angel from the show supernatural went to mega hell after he told a homophobe that he loved him were how thousands if not millions of people found out about the US election results and the news about putin possibly stepping down.

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nvm yall he’s not a homophobe he’s just an aquarius !

2020 quote of the year

“he’s not a homophobe he’s just an aquarius !”

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y00ncore:

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it’s BE day

do not repost like or reblog if you save ↻

soft–queen:

10 LGBT+ classic rock stars that aren’t Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, or Elton John

Pete Townshend

Pete is best known as the tall, short tempered energetic guitarist and writer of almost all of the songs by The Who. He was the member who came up with their trademark move of smashing the instruments at the end of each show, and became a voice for youth at the time with one of their many hits ‘Talkin 'Bout My Generation.’ He came out in his memoir as well as an interview in 1989, saying he was bisexual, and also said he identified as both a woman and a man, saying: “I know how if feels to be a woman because I am a woman, and I won’t be classified as just a man.”

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Debbie Harry

Lead singer and writer for the band Blondie, she’s a bisexual woman well known for her colourful taste in fashion and unmistakable voice. Her musical career started out in the punk genre but she is best known for writing and singing some of the most popular new wave songs including Heart of Glass, Call Me, and One Way or Another.

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Janis Joplin

Often cited as the face of American blues, folk, soul and rock, Janis Joplin is WLW and had numerous relationships with men and women in her life. She was famed for her distinctive husky voice and powerful and captivating stage presence that left audiences stunned.

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Dave Davies

The guitarist in 60s British invasion group The Kinks revealed he was bisexual in his autobiography in 1997. The more outgoing of the Davies brothers in the band, of which he had a difficult and fiery relationship with, Dave also experimented with makeup and women’s clothing in the 60s and 70s. Many people claim his riffs were the very earliest beginnings of heavy metal.

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Sir Ray Davies

Ray Davies wrote and sung most of The Kink’s songs, including their most successful song Lola, which is about a transgender woman. Although quieter and more laid back than his brother, he does not have a quiet tongue either. His endless brotherly quarrels with Dave continue to this day, although they live next door to one another. He is MLM.

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Kim Deal

As well as playing Bass for the late 80s indie rock band The Pixies and fronting the 90s band The Breeders, Kim Deal has studied and worked in cellular biology. She has said that she is asexual and also identifies as a feminist. Kim Deal has a unique philosophy in recording music, as she uses no modern means of production such as digital recording, computers, and auto tuning.

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Sister Rosetta Tharpe

Recognised as the inventor of rock and roll, Tharpe was a pioneer for combining blues and gospel to create a unique sound partnered with her electric guitar as early as the late 30s. She is WLW. Her relationship with Marie Knight became a controversial topic when it was discovered by the public, especially from her religious background.

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Rob Halford

Singer and songwriter of the popular heavy metal band Judas Priest, Rob was initially uneasy about coming out as gay due to heavy metal’s often homophobic following, but was surprised when he was overwhelmingly supported. He now calls himself the 'stately homo of heavy metal’ and speaks openly about the ongoing struggles that LGBT+ people face.

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Marc Bolan

In 1971, a tiny 5"4 Marc Boland performed in his band T-Rex on Top Of The Pops wearing glitter under his eyes. This is widely recognised as the starting point of the glam rock movement. He had relationships with men and women in his life, and came out as bisexual in 1975. He was Jewish and he became a style icon of the 70s for his corkscrew hair, colourful fashion and whimsical happy-go-lucky attitude.

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Lou Reed

Lou Reed’s infamously dry humour and deadpan voice set him apart from other rock stars of his time. As a child his parents put him in a mental hospital and he was given electric shock therapy to try and 'cure’ his interest in men. He grew in popularity in the 60s as The Velvet Underground’s lead singer and guitarist and went on to have a successful solo career, where he frequently wrote and sung about LGBT people. Reed is MLM and also Jewish!

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neue-muslim-lekture:

marthajefferson:

the origin of the letter 🇦

(from the documentary The Odyssey of the Writing, 2020)

Documentary is called “The Secret History of Writing” done by BBC

assiraphales:

to name just a few that I’ve personally dealt with

-it’s ok to be living with your family over the age of 18

-it’s ok if you’ve never had a relationship, and if you still haven’t had your first kiss

-it’s ok to have cellulite. it’s ok to not to work out

-it’s ok not to have a huge friend group, or a big social media presence

-it’s ok if you’re not “conventionally” attractive bc that concept is made up!!!!

-it’s ok if you aren’t good at make up, and don’t want to be. it is not lazy for a women to go bare face.

-it’s ok if you didn’t go to parties and drink excessive amounts during high school, high school is so glamorized in tv and it’s not a true depiction. high school is NOT the best four years of your life. neither is college. you did not miss out.

-it’s ok to not know what you want to do, or change your ideas 1000 times. if you want to go back to school @ 28, do it. there is no age limit on education

-it’s ok to have body positivity for others but not yourself. you are growing.

-most importantly, you have time. you have time

assiraphales:

don’t hate urself, hate the system that made u feel insecure about every single aspect of ur life